me as a parent
who are they
this post is my dream come true
babies with babies
i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”
I haven’t even seen the episode yet but this is perfect
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless
i love the internet
My friends are so fucking strange
I like him. Keep him.
I’m actually dating him
i ship it
we all ship it